Ace Two of hearts...supertilt

Well let me tell you about a hand I played at the IC. (Indian Casino)1/2 nl. This was a poker pro table;....not a table full of pros, poker pro is the maker.
So on with the story,I've been playing at the table for about 15-20 mins. and figure out this one fella is a supertool.I put up the hoodie and add the shades.
I look down at my hand it's A 2 h's in the big blind.Five players limp in, and then it comes to me...I raise to 10 dollars.
I am mortified when four people call...shit that didn't work...oh well.
Flop comes out 3c 10c and 2d.First to act pops out 25, Now I love people watching and as I see fold, fold, fold, fold I see the fta smile.Who also is the supertool.
Hmmmmm...well I decide to make him sweat and wait and wait.
Then I see it, supertool looks at me and gets scared (big eyes and all). So I call..turn card is a 4d, he checks...I check .I don't get it; then I open my eyes and see it, a flush.River comes a js. He checks I bet 20 and he calls with the famous saying "I know you have me beat but I have to know what you have."
Then he sees the a 2 h's and goes on super tilt.First, he says out loud so that 1/2 the casino can hear him, that I called him with a 2!....I smile.
He saw me smile and really goes ape shit... oops...but when he yelled it across the casino and started cussing, I then felt good that I busted his ass.
The pit boss comes over and tells him to calm down, then he proceeds to tell the pit boss what happened.You can see by the look in his eyes that he (pit boss) doesn't care.
Now the table is getting annoyed and I look around and say to the other players Sorry guys didn't know he would go on supertilt.Everybody says don't worry about it.The lady next to me says he's been a bully and an asshole all night.
Second he looks at me and says I'm gonna find you when you leave and whoop your ass.Big mistake,
Anybody that knows me, knows I hate a bully and a threat and hes just done both.
I stand up and take off my hoodie,tiltboy backs down from me instantly and starts cussing everything else.
The pit boss sees this and comes over and talks to me...he says I see whats going on here and I know you have done nothing wrong.... yet, he said he's called security.
It took all the power I had but I sat back down. I told them to hold my seat so I could take a break. I was advised it would look better if I waited a little while to take a break.I don't wanna play right now I'm kinda on tilt myself and I know better than to play in a mood.
So security shows up and get this guy, he cusses them and decides to run...not a good Idea shithead.I figured the security guard probably watches wrestling cause I just saw the most perfectly executed clothesline I have ever saw!
And of course me being me I have to let out a big cheer....and so did about 15 other people. I then go get me a burger and it was probably one of the best burgers I've ever had!
But yeah leave it to me....I can bring the best out in people.

25 things about me

Saw this in grrouchies blog and thought I'd try it myself
25 things about me...
If you wanna know more just ask...

1.Love my Kids more than myself
2.Enjoy camping
3.Was in the boy scouts when I was younger
4.I'm a Master Mason
5.Like cartoons
6.Was homeless at one point in my life
7.Used to have a Flash number one comic
8.Afraid of spiders
9.Drive with my window partially opened year round
10.Enjoy fish tanks
11.Hate bullys
12.Iced tea is my favorite drink (sweet tea)
13.Don't like strip clubs
14.I have multiple Hawaiian tropical tourist shirts that I enjoy wearing
15.Slingblade is one of my favorite movies
16.Want to restore a 1978 Chevy elcamino
17.Never been arrested but spent a night in jail
18.Have tattoos
19.I always expect the worst
20.I don't get cold too easy
21.I miss my Mom (passed away when I was young)
22.I cried watching Lassie
23.Love watching Godzilla movies
24.Used to race BMX
25.I like all kinds of music from Yanni to Metallica

Hope you enjoy..if not too damn bad get over it!.....And if anybody rags me about Lassie I'm gonna hunt you down and make YOU cry....
Peace!

Donkey?

Aright poker people Ive just wanna know what in the world, in your definition is a donkey at the poker table?
I'll tell you my story and you go from there...1/2 nl
I look down and have pocket 2's in the sb
Five limpers so I raise 15 bucks
Narrows it down to 2 players plus myself
Flop comes Qc 9c 2h
Woohoo got trips....see the flush draw so make it 40
One guy tanks for a while then folds
Villain calls instantly
Turn is a 4d
I'm thinking this guy is probably on a flush draw so I look down at my chips and see I have about 50 left (ended up being 55) and shove all in
Villain calls instantly...
I flip over my twos...he doesn't show
River is a 3d...
I think I'm good...
Guess what he had?
If you said it Bingo!
Ah 5h
That's my definition of a Donk....
And his answer to my...... Really?
He says "I had a feeling it was coming."

....That thing looks like a pinky

As I was out on the strip one night I just wanted to give you one of my brief adventures that gives me a chuckle every time I think about it.
Well if you've been to Vegas anytime soon you've seen Bumblebee...another street performer, or as I like to say a bum..
It was about 8 o'clock and I noticed some snooki looking lesbians (you ask why I know, because they said so) over by bumblebee cutting up and having a good time...so I decided to people watch.
Well the snookis wanted their picture taken with bumblebee, that's when a few fellas stepped up and said well do it! Go over there by him!
I looked a little closer to snooki one and noticed her boob had fallen out! sweet!...but I think the best parts will still to come.
The fella that took the picture says nice and loud "oh snap look at that thing it looks like a pinky!"
Bumblebee starts dry humping the girls.....the fellas are about to die from laughing so hard.
Some old man with his wife has stopped moving.
People are backing up walking on the strip,(because of the rubbernecking)and then;
snooki one grabs her boob and turns red and snooki two falls down from laughing so hard (drunk?) and snooki three grabs the phone(took the picture with) and precedes to run saying come on lets go!
I love people watching!

Vegas Bums

Well here's another Vegas story for y'all...and all I can do is set it into different categories for ya.
But it is about a famous Icon in Vegas....Bums...I met a few that I wanted to share with you and you tell me what you think!I put who they were and my response and it seemed to work just fine.
1. The smoke bum....Hey man you got an extra cigarette?...Sorry dude never saw anymore than 20 in a pack.
2.The few extra dollars bum....Now both times I have been in Vegas this was a woman in the casino asking my and touching me (hooker?) if I had a few extra dollars...Nope sorry Uncle Sam got all those...
3.The street performing bum...Don't get me wrong some of these people have talent but others are just bums in a costume...Last time I was there it was Batman....Short Batman....Take a picture with Batman!....Go shave...Batman always looked good...go shave....
4.The gimme some change bum....This bum doesn't hide it, he flat out tells ya I've got no money can you spare some change?..Sorry Bud all I've got is these damn cash out tickets.
Now don't get me wrong Ive been to allot of places and have seen all kinds of bums and some actually have talent....but then some are just downright pitiful....
Also Vegas people....Whats up with the drunk Mickey?

Do we truly talk to anyone anymore?

I took Pop out to the Bojangles this morning and we both got steak biscuit combos.Breakfast is one of my favorite meals and it gives Pop and I a chance to talk about what happened over the last week or so.
So we walk into Bojangles and that's when it caught my eye...the group of older gentlemen cutting up and laughing in that corner booth.
I then decide we are going to go sit over by them (without Pop knowing) and see what stories they have to tell.
You've got one who knows everybody.
You've got another who knows all the current events.
One who's mad all the time.
The quite one.
And the class clown.
I sat there and listened to their stories (some I knew some I didn't) and just had to wonder is that a dying breed?
Will we be able to meet our friends at Bojangles or have we become a society of anti socials....with the Internet and twitter and texting.I hope not.

Dammit! Show some respect!

I just don't understand how people can be so disrespectful....I'll start with something that happened to me a few days ago.
I had a friend who wanted to go on a trip with me to a casino. More his idea than mine...
I said no problem but the catch was I had to get the room...I am a diamond member for people that know about total rewards.So I agreed on getting the room, went down to the casino for about 8 to 10 hours worth of play, not straight play cause I did stop and eat a couple of times.But long story short about 11 pm I decide I'm going to call it a night and go to bed.
I get to the room and my friend is still playing (I'm guessing because he's not in the room )
I go to sleep about 15 mins after getting into the room.
Then about an hour later my friend comes in the room turns on the light and decides to eat some chicken fingers he bought at johnny rockets.Then he starts to read a book that he brought with him...I said" come on man what the hell?"
His response was "I'm hungry and am gonna eat my chicken fingers"
I asked him "Can't you tell I'm sleeping?"
He says "Yeah but I didn't eat all day and I need to eat something"
I say "Okay why couldn't you eat in the food court?"
He says "I wanted to get up to the room so I could relax"

Really?

The only reason I'm going on about this is I just got woke up by my wife phone being texted....you know some people have jobs and lives....unless its an emergency .... a little respect people.
I guess what I'm wondering what ever happened to respect?
When I was growing up that phone better not ring after 9 o'clock...guess I'm becoming old fashioned.

Well here it is people Ive finally done it I created a blog...I figure Ill put thoughts in here from time to time on things that are just bugging me or just some things to talk about.
Lets start where I just was.....Vegas
Now allot of people think Vegas and think Gambling! Well that's what I thought too...till Ive made several trips there and found its not all the hype and such,plus I also am thinking to myself maybe I shouldn't of thought gambling when I went to Vegas...because I sure was disappointed.
I did do something on the old bucket list and that was to go to a Nascar race...and boy was that awesome!
I just believe that if I ever go to Vegas again It will have to be for a purpose....like maybe the wsop or allot of poker tourneys...I just cant get these last few trips out of my mind because I just didn't enjoy myself.
I go to Harrahs Cherokee allot and enjoy that casino...some people say that they don't enjoy it because its all digital but I kind of like it , the customer service has always been great! They also have poker pro tables which I like because it is faster, and no dealer to make mistakes or distractions...(Ill post about that later).
Lets see how this goes....