Well let me tell you about a hand I played at the IC. (Indian Casino)1/2 nl. This was a poker pro table;....not a table full of pros, poker pro is the maker.
So on with the story,I've been playing at the table for about 15-20 mins. and figure out this one fella is a supertool.I put up the hoodie and add the shades.
I look down at my hand it's A 2 h's in the big blind.Five players limp in, and then it comes to me...I raise to 10 dollars.
I am mortified when four people call...shit that didn't work...oh well.
Flop comes out 3c 10c and 2d.First to act pops out 25, Now I love people watching and as I see fold, fold, fold, fold I see the fta smile.Who also is the supertool.
Hmmmmm...well I decide to make him sweat and wait and wait.
Then I see it, supertool looks at me and gets scared (big eyes and all). So I call..turn card is a 4d, he checks...I check .I don't get it; then I open my eyes and see it, a flush.River comes a js. He checks I bet 20 and he calls with the famous saying "I know you have me beat but I have to know what you have."
Then he sees the a 2 h's and goes on super tilt.First, he says out loud so that 1/2 the casino can hear him, that I called him with a 2!....I smile.
He saw me smile and really goes ape shit... oops...but when he yelled it across the casino and started cussing, I then felt good that I busted his ass.
The pit boss comes over and tells him to calm down, then he proceeds to tell the pit boss what happened.You can see by the look in his eyes that he (pit boss) doesn't care.
Now the table is getting annoyed and I look around and say to the other players Sorry guys didn't know he would go on supertilt.Everybody says don't worry about it.The lady next to me says he's been a bully and an asshole all night.
Second he looks at me and says I'm gonna find you when you leave and whoop your ass.Big mistake,
Anybody that knows me, knows I hate a bully and a threat and hes just done both.
I stand up and take off my hoodie,tiltboy backs down from me instantly and starts cussing everything else.
The pit boss sees this and comes over and talks to me...he says I see whats going on here and I know you have done nothing wrong.... yet, he said he's called security.
It took all the power I had but I sat back down. I told them to hold my seat so I could take a break. I was advised it would look better if I waited a little while to take a break.I don't wanna play right now I'm kinda on tilt myself and I know better than to play in a mood.
So security shows up and get this guy, he cusses them and decides to run...not a good Idea shithead.I figured the security guard probably watches wrestling cause I just saw the most perfectly executed clothesline I have ever saw!
And of course me being me I have to let out a big cheer....and so did about 15 other people. I then go get me a burger and it was probably one of the best burgers I've ever had!
But yeah leave it to me....I can bring the best out in people.
I'm still waiting for the day that I can watch someone get clotheslined in a casino - it's going to be a thing of beauty, i Just know it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, good job getting there and getting to watch a show afterwards!